Sat, Dec. 5th, 2009, 10:09 pm
[i]blue_soaring: The Men Who Stare at Goats.

Hippie sex magic fic GO.

Originally posted at Dreamwidth here. Please comment there using OpenID or ask me for an invite code. :3

Sat, Dec. 5th, 2009, 09:41 pm
[i]alisanne: Fic: Promises Made

Title: Promises Made
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Summary: Harry makes a promise that he fully intends to keep.
Word Count: 300
Genre: Pre-slash
Warnings: Pre-slash. ;)
A/N: Written for [info]dracoharry100's Christmas prompt: Deck the Halls, and for [info]slythindor100's Advent prompt: Christmas candy kisses.
Beta: [info]leela_cat
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Promises Made )

Sat, Dec. 5th, 2009, 10:43 pm
[i]the_minx_17: Roll, Tide!!

Alabama 32, Florida 13


BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Damn right!

Sat, Dec. 5th, 2009, 10:26 pm
[i]the_minx_17: FIC: Thou Art To Me a Delicious Torment ~ Brian/Justin ~ Adult

Title: Thou Art To Me a Delicious Torment
Author (Beta Readers/Pre-readers): [info]the_minx_17 ([info]irana, [info]stepmnstr, and [info]leela_cat *smooches you all*)
Fandom (Pairing)—Rating: QAF (Brian/Justin)—Adult
Word count: ~7100
Excerpt: "His name is Justin. And he's…" A plethora of words crowd my mind: perfect, ready for the taking, all blue eyes and adoration, the bane of my existence. "He's my fucking kryptonite."
Warnings: AU after 110, power exchange (D/s), original secondary characters
Disclaimer: Nothing about Queer as Folk is mine. Well, except the fricking addiction.
AN: If you are looking for simple D/s-style sex games, this ain't the fic for you. Title is a quote from Ralph Waldo Emerson.

Thou Art To Me a Delicious Torment  )

Sat, Dec. 5th, 2009, 09:27 pm
[i]alisanne: Birthday Wishes

Happy Birthday to

[info]aeowen!


and



[info]oogies4u!


Many happy returns to you both! :)

Sun, Dec. 6th, 2009, 12:00 am
[i]ellaselenelupin posting in [i]grangerenchant: Are your shoes clean?

No updates at Pure Arrogance and Malfoy Manor.

Enchanted )

Sat, Dec. 5th, 2009, 04:11 pm
[i]alisanne: Fic: Tinsel Talk

Title: Tinsel Talk
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: R
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary: Harry needs to watch himself.
Word Count: 900
Genre: Erotica, humor.
Warnings: Silliness?
A/N: Written for [info]adventdrabbles prompt 5: Tinsel. This is part 5 in my Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards series, the previous parts being: Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 1 - Candles, Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 2 - Plum Pudding, Inexplicably Bound and A Snog and a Cuddle.
Beta: [info]sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Tinsel Talk )

Sat, Dec. 5th, 2009, 11:40 am
[i]alisanne: Drabble: Practical Aspects

Title: Practical Aspects
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: R
Pairing: Draco Malfoy/?
Summary: Draco has an attack of the nerves.
Word Count: 100
Genre: Erotica
Warnings: None that I am aware of.
A/N: Written for [info]draco100's prompt #69: Soixante-neuf
Beta: [info]sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Practical Aspects )

Sat, Dec. 5th, 2009, 12:00 pm
[i]dd_mods posting in [i]daily_deviant: Kinky Kristmas Fic: Knock On My Door (Ron/Lavender)

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]luvscharlie
From: A Witty Watcher!

Title: Knock On My Door
Characters/Pairings: Ron/Lavender, background Ron/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Infidelity, stolen kisses, Christmas alone
Other Warnings: None
Word Count: 3,435
Summary/Description: As Ron's relationship with Hermione has its ups and downs, Lavender finds her heart broken over and over again.
Author's Notes: Thank you to my beta, H.

The only things I see are loneliness and emptiness and an unlit Christmas tree. )

Sat, Dec. 5th, 2009, 12:00 pm
[i]dd_mods posting in [i]daily_deviant: Kinky Kristmas Fic: Never Be Too Careful (George/Lee)

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]ozma_katiebell
From: A Wicked Watcher!

Title: Never Be Too Careful
Characters/Pairings: George/Lee
Rating: NC-billionty
Kinks/Themes Included: Toys, sounding, restraints
Word Count: 2500 +/-
Summary/Description: He liked to call it 'product testing'. So did Lee. That way they could pretend without pretending. Angelina called it 'making damn sure', but she left them to it.
Author's Notes: Happy Crimmas, person! Thanks to mah seekrit beta.

Never Be Too Careful )

Sat, Dec. 5th, 2009, 12:00 pm
[i]dd_mods posting in [i]daily_deviant: Kinky Kristmas Fic: Working Late (Harry/Draco)

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]twilightsorcery
From: A Wicked Watcher!

Title: Working Late
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco; reference to Harry/Ginny and Draco/Astoria
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: Infidelity, Semi-Public Sex
Other Warnings: None
Word Count: 1,700
Summary/Description: It was always the same excuse
Author's Notes: Thank you to F and N, who did the eleventh hour betas and held my hand.

Working Late )

Sat, Dec. 5th, 2009, 03:34 am
[i]blue_soaring: Blues are nocturnal.

Tonight so far has included yoga, the DVD commentary for Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, some very strange and random urge to clean the grout in the backsplash above my kitchen sink with a toothbrush, digging through the external hard drive and rediscovering the OST for Chrono Cross, my neighbour orgasming incredibly loudly, downloading anything and everything that involves Robert Downey Jr.'s face, and rearranging my attic while muddling over the issues of identity and existance in Chrono Cross.

Not sleeping is certainly productive, but not in that way where it's useful. I haven't gone to bed in three days now! It is very strange to subsist on random couch naps, lemme tell you.

Tomorrow is movie day, as Roomie's retroactive pay finally showed up, so we're gonna go see 2012 and The Men Who Stare at Goats. As much as I want to see both, I really wish Sherlock freakin' Holmes was out already.

In other news, I want to write fic but I don't want to actually write. This presents an obvious problem.

Originally posted at Dreamwidth here. Please comment there using OpenID or ask me for an invite code. :3

Fri, Dec. 4th, 2009, 09:36 pm
[i]alisanne: Fic: Wrapping Up Lunch

Title: Wrapping Up Lunch
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: R
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Summary: The boys take a long lunch.
Word Count: 275
Genre: Humor, romance, erotica.
Warnings: Silliness
A/N: Written for [info]dracoharry100's Christmas prompt: Wrapping and for [info]slythindor100's Advent prompt: picture of two men in bed.
Beta: [info]sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Wrapping Up Lunch )

Fri, Dec. 4th, 2009, 07:59 pm
[i]alisanne: Fic: A Snog and a Cuddle

Title: A Snog and a Cuddle
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary: The boys take a night off.
Word Count: 630
Genre: Romance
Warnings: None that I am aware of.
A/N: Written for [info]adventdrabbles's prompt #4: Firelight. It's the follow up to, Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 1 - Candles, Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 2 - Plum Pudding, and Inexplicably Bound.
Beta: [info]angela_snape
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

A Snog and Cuddle )

Fri, Dec. 4th, 2009, 05:51 pm
[i]valady posting in [i]grangerenchant: Friday *checks calendar* Updates

Sorry this is late, but I was out Christmas shopping.

Updates on all archives today.

Enchanted )

Pure Arrogance )

Malfoy Manor )

Fri, Dec. 4th, 2009, 03:51 pm
[i]the_minx_17: Procrastination is... procrastinating.

I should be doing rewrites on my fic for the Friends and Lovers Challenge at QAF Challenges. Instead, I'm changing the lyrics to Christmas carols.

Here, have one...

Cocks and balls, the men are horny,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be porny,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.


Now it's your turn. Sing me a carol...

Fri, Dec. 4th, 2009, 01:18 pm
[i]alisanne: Drabble: Wishful Thinking

Title: Wishful Thinking
Author: [info]alisanne
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Challenge: Written for [info]snupin100's prompt #237: Wishful Thinking
Characters: Remus/Severus
Beta: [info]sevfan
Authors Notes: Some wishes are more potent than others.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Wishful Thinking )

Fri, Dec. 4th, 2009, 02:11 pm
[i]the_minx_17: Honestly.

I just want some porn.

Fri, Dec. 4th, 2009, 12:00 pm
[i]dd_mods posting in [i]daily_deviant: Kinky Kristmas Fic: A Galleon and a Good Time (Percy/Ginny)

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]thilia
From: A Wicked Watcher!

Title:A Galleon and a Good Time
Characters/Pairings: Percy/Ginny
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Chan, incest, mild intoxication
Other Warnings: Smarminess. Did I mention chan? Very very chan? 1993 chan?
Word Count: 2398
Summary/Description: In which butterbeer is consumed, Christmas cards are read, and Ginny knows just how she'd like to spend a Christmas Eve with her brother.
Author's Notes: Sorry, I couldn't work in the sexy Santa outfit, but it pretty much wrote itself in one fevered sitting and will bear no costume-checks. I hope you enjoy it in any case!

Percy has just about had it with Family Traditions. )

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